The distillation of an old Scottish joke, into the form of a limerick by yours truly, for your amusement.
The Lady of Arisaig
There was an auld maid frae Arisaig
Who shared but‘n’ben wi’ a large pig.
When asked how to deal
Wi’ the smell and the squeal,
She replied, "Och, the pig must get used tae it."
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